Who hasn’t heard of Congressman Wiener? I’ve heard of him a couple of times. He was in the news, on the internet, and was mentioned the other night on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. Wiener is famous for showing « his stuff » on his cell phone. When I watched the Jimmy Kimmel show, Jimmy said that Wiener showed « his crotch ».
I thought Congressman Wiener actually showed his wiener by using his cell phone. I really didn’t see anything wrong with that. I can see if he did it while being at the job site or something. He at least lived up to his name, right? I’m surprised that he has not considered going into the porn industry and just start showing his love for his wiener to the world. That should get that wiener showing desire out of his system.
This had me wondering if his thang was even worth looking at. And then, I was wondering…if he did this on his spare time, why in the fuck was he tattled on for? Millions of men love their dicks. Dicks are truly « man’s best friend ».
And, their dicks are some women’s best friends, too. Who knows? It wouldn’t be surprising if Congressman Wiener got or gets proposals to be in porn films. It could have been worse. His name could have been « Ding-A-Ling », Ding-Dong, or Dick, But, then, again, who doesn’t like Dick Tracy?