The Golden Egg

Look out fertility clinics! There is a new place set up in an area near you by a celebrity. Guess who? This new fertility clinic is owned by none other than Sylvester Stallone’s mom Jacqueline Stallone! Because of this lady and her genius ideas, women will now have the opportunity to give birth to children whose eggs have been fertilized by famous celebrity men!

Ladies, can you imagine your eggs being fertilized by sperm by famous celebrities such as: Leonardo Dicaprio, Viggo Mortensen, etc.? These celebrities’ names are used as an example. However, the celebrities who donate their sperm will also make a profit by donating as well. So, everyone will pretty much walk away happy, once a successful fertilization takes place, followed by a successful pregnancy, and then « bada-boom! bada-bing! » A beautiful baby by a well known celebrity male!

I think this is something worth checking out. I read this information in a magazine as I walked through the grocery aisle to purchase some snacks. Now, people. I’m getting ready to mention a flip side to this artificial insemination stuff. I was on the Yahoo search engine over a month ago when a Yahoo member asked a question directed to anyone in the world and on the computer concerning the « what ifs » of having a government operated fertility clinic for artificial insemination for individuals who are poor, middle class, etc.

I read this and said, « Shiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! What? What? » Plus, I had a whole lot more to say and think about concerning this. Here are some of my thoughts about this one:


I think government run fertility clinicsinvolving artificial insemination for the poor, middle class, etc. may not be good at all. Eventhough the idea is interesting, I feel that if this were to happen, there would be dismal results for a lot of people. To me, it would be just as bad as living in government assisted public housing, being on welfare, being totally dependent on food stamps, etc.

I am also going to throw in that this would also be just as bad as a military veteran being a patient in a veteran hospital. What do my comparisons mean? Basically, if there would be any government run fertility/artificial insemination clinic, I think that over 50% of their future clients would get very shitty service. And, possibly worse than fucked up service. There are already horror stories from some regular fertility clinics concerning issues such as:

White women’s eggs that were supposed to be fertilized by a white man’s sperm, and a mistake happened where an employee fucked up and fertilized the woman’s egg with a black man’s sperm, hispanic, and so on. Another scare that has happened involved a doctor donating his own sperm and almost every woman who gave birth to that child had a child who had strabismus(cock eyed).

This story in particular has been made into a movie and is shown on the Lifetime Movie Network sometimes. To continue, I tihnk there possibly could be too many errors in these government run clinics, mistreatment of patients by employees, and a huge possibility of ill matched and sorry donors. The donors could really be some fucked up individuals and help produce some really fucked up kids!

This could be from having really twisted up and fucked up limbs to deformed fetuses, and fucked up minds. Hell, this would have me « scare-t shitless »! This is something to think about, also. Just think about it. Most employees who work for any branch of the government are or seem very unhappy working at their jobs, regardless of how much they make. Especially those who work at places like food stamp offices, veterans hospitals, etc.

Especially if they are having a shitty day. And, if they are having a shitty day, feel like shit, or whatever, usually they are going to treat any individual like shit. Now, imagine placing this same shitty acting employee in a future government run fertility/artificial insemination clinic. And, you are a client. This means that « your ass is grass »!

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