A Very Short Story Waldo’s mammy and brother are both silly as hell. His mammy didn’t teach him shit. Waldo is limited concerning what he is able to do this day and time, period. You can’t produce money magically and pull it out of your ass. Waldo’s stupid ass … Continuer de lire What Waldo Is Thinking
I met one of the nicest families today. After spending some time with them I discovered one of many flaws that I have. I need patience with children! I need some training. Well, pretty soon my daughter and I will be spending a lot of interesting and quality time in a mentoring program. That’s a start. Continuer de lire All of My Flaws
This world is not a perfect place. However, you sure can make your environment around you comfortable enough to be perfect for YOU.-King-Galaxius Stravinsky What Is Perfect Continuer de lire What Is Perfect?
For the past two days I have been enjoying watching the Black Eyed Peas video I’mma Be (Rockin That Body). After rockin to the song and enjoying the beats + lyrics, an idea began to form: Netflix and shit is really successful. However, a person like me uses the android for numerous purposes. This motherfucker of mine is a T.V. set on the go for … Continuer de lire Ideas, Ideas, Ideas
You know, I was really thinking about that Malaysian plane that no one can seem to find.Unsolved cases piss me off.So, last week I came up with this idea. There should be a T.V. that is an actual contest dealing with unsolved, kidnapping, and cold cases. This contest should involve the best investigators, government agencies, and specialists from around the world. Teams of so many … Continuer de lire Cold Case Games
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On the eve of Easter, I had an emergency. I mean I really had to to go. So, I decided to go to a small convenience store in Irving, Texas. I asked the cashier where the bathroom was. After they pointed to the left of the store, I hurried to the bathroom to take a dump. Once I… Continuer de lire Shitty Fingers: A Tale of Some of the Most Fucked Up Bathrooms of Businesses
Three days ago I was sitting in the car waiting to pick my daughter up. While we were waiting, I decided to browse YouTube on the android phone. I finally found who sang this song with Lil Wayne who has a background beat that sounds like it came from an Atari game. Some of the lyrics say « booty » and « make it tooty. » Well, my mom … Continuer de lire On the Road With YouTube
I’m tired of my siblings not having husbands nor a wife. I mean actual spouses with a big huge church wedding and shit. What the fuck? I love big huge weddings. Continuer de lire House of Hags
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day everyone! Continuer de lire Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Well, they are still looking for that Malaysian plane. Is the intelligence of the U.S. enough to find out what happened? Hmmmmm. Let’s see: It is still a mystery of what happened to Jonbenet Ramsey. Enough said. Hmmmmmm…… Continuer de lire Where Did It Go?