Have you ever met someone who has left an impact somehow on your thoughts? Well, last week, I saw one of the sexiest men alive! But, there was a big problem : He had teeth like « Swamp Thing »! Everything was perfect except his teeth and he needed a little more meat on his bones. I couldn’t help but focus on his teeth! And, he smiled really big, too! I am sorry, people. Later on the same night my thoughts took a wayward turn: straight nasty. His « gator » teeth were so fucked up, I was like, he could give a woman a « hysterarectomy » with those choppers! Yeah, he could really do some damage down there eating somebody’s puzzy! And, he didn’t have the accidental « Cheeto » teeth, either!