Rock Steady


Tensions ran high in the town of Kismayo, Somalia as the bell tolled at 12:00 noon. After the tolling of the bell, the song « Rock Around the Clock » was heard everywhere,  even from around every corner of the entire city. This meant that someone was going to get rocked (stoned) every hour around the clock. Most of the town’s female citizens were in a panic. … Continuer de lire Rock Steady

Sha-Sha-Sharia!


Well, a few months ago I was going to do an entry about Sharia law,  because I read that England is trying to decide whether or not to have this over there. My question to England is:   Why bring that shit to your country when you as a country along with the United States of America are still trying to conquer the middle east … Continuer de lire Sha-Sha-Sharia!

The Golden Egg


Originally posted on The Blog of King-Galaxius:
Look out fertility clinics! There is a new place set up in an area near you by a celebrity. Guess who? This new fertility clinic is owned by none other than Sylvester Stallone’s mom Jacqueline Stallone! Because of this lady and her genius ideas, women will now have the opportunity to give birth to children whose eggs have… Continuer de lire The Golden Egg

Desperately Seeking Joseph


Sometimes Tanya thinks that Big Booty Bertha has gone baddy.   All of these years of bitterness and anger pent up over her daddy.   Not to be sinister. Her daddy was a minister. A cheater while he was a husband. Not to be coy. This same minister left his wife after so many years of her being fat.   Momma’s boy. His mother’s joy. … Continuer de lire Desperately Seeking Joseph

Bitchfest


And the results are……….I don’t know yet! Just two days ago I happened to be browsing the internet when I found out that both Sheri Shepard and Jenny McCarthy will no longer be on the show called The View. Damn! That’s some shit! First, a messiah sent Rosie O’Donnell to save that damn show. Then, whoever was responsible fired her ass! All because of that … Continuer de lire Bitchfest