And the results are……….I don’t know yet! Just two days ago I happened to be browsing the internet when I found out that both Sheri Shepard and Jenny McCarthy will no longer be on the show called The View.
Damn! That’s some shit! First, a messiah sent Rosie O’Donnell to save that damn show. Then, whoever was responsible fired her ass! All because of that Hasselbeck bitch’s scrawny ass!
My God! Once whoever discovered that they really sucked as an individual and made a fucked up decision, thank God this person scrambled and got Whoopi Goldberg.
O.K. Things are cool, the show is moving on and shit. I think Hasselbeck’s stupid ass is finally gone. Next, Sheri Shepard and Jenny McCarthy are added to the mix.
Cool. A little controversy is brought in by Jenny about autism and shots. O.K. Fine. All right. Sheri Shepard finally gets married to someone that she knew for a long time. He wasn’t anyone sexy or anything. A plain heterosexual black guy. O.K. Sheri’s husband knocks her up, goes bonkers and files for custody of her unborn child, files for divorce, and possibly wants to milk Sheri for all of her hard earned money.
What an ungrateful bastard! O.K. Now, Sheri has a soap opera of her own. What shall we call it? In the meantime, all of this drama in Sheri’s life and…..boom! She gets fired!
Daaaaaaaayum! Tom Joyner made a post on Facebook to let everyone know that Sheri was given her « walking papers » at this year’s Essence festival. They could of at least given her a giant furry teddy bear, the best snacks, and a big fat bonus check!
Good luck to both Sheri Shepard and Jenny McCarthy. At least Sheri will continue hosting The Newlywed Game. Jenny will be on some new show. Furthermore, after I began to check my email, I saw on AOL that there are talks of Rosie O’Donnell rejoining The View! This show is starting to sound like a soap opera to me.
I feel that those responsible for firing Rosie O’Donnell really need to get their stupid asses together and go ahead and hire Rosie back. Because, they are really truly fucking up about constantly firing the good ones.
It is so damn bad that it looks like this show should not have been called The View. They fire people too much! They should have called this show The Firing Squad or some shit like that.
How about. … You’re Fired!, You Are Fired!, In and Out, The Pink Slip, As the Stars Turn, One Job to Live, Last Paycheck, As the Doves Cry, Big Girls Do Cry!, Get ta Steppin!, Steppin Out, Beat It, Girls Night Out, The Last Meal, Away from the Table, Friends, Last Episode, Last Woman Standing, Fired, The Bold and the Beautiful, and there are sooooooooo many titles that I can think of. Anyway, if Rosie O’Donnell does return to the show, I came up with some ideas for who else can be on the show with her.
You know they got rid of two people, right? So, here is a list of who I think would be cool to join The View with Rosie O’Donnell:
Rosie O’Donnell and: Kim Wayans
The Barbie Twins
Hillary Clinton (guest at times)
If this dude was alive, Kenny Kerr would have been cool. I just found out this morning that he died last year. So sad.
Lark Voorhies (somebody please save her with some Mary Kay or something. Please)
To end, if The View keeps fucking up, that show will end up just like the soap operas: OVER and airing reruns on the soap opera channel, or some other channel on satellite T.V.