Here I am. Whoa! That is me!
Now it is you!
It sure is nice when you call me up.
While your parents are away, you know exactly what you are going to do.
Today you were in a hurry.
Now you are starting to worry.
When you first told me about your dilemma, I thought that it was a joke.
Because, you jerked yourself off too hard, that you wondered if it was broke!
Be careful! I think that it is too late!
Oh, shit! Come quick!
Because, you just got through rubbing on your dick!
Hopefully, you did not break that stick!
Hmmm…I am not sure what you should do.
You may have to go to the emergency room.
Because now your dick and balls are black and blue!