A Wife Swap Cracker Jack of A Surprise


(Revised from November 2016)

Does anyone remember that sweet popcorn called Cracker Jacks? It was that sweet and filthy popcorn that I used to get as a kid. I enjoyed receiving it just to find out what neat surprise was in the box. Some surprises were well…..just downright shitty.
There was even a time that I almost cried because my surprise was that shitty. It was when I found one of those temporary tattoos as my prize.
Yeah, I hated that popcorn. It tasted like filthy ass Sugar Smacks cereal to me.
I prefer to eat Crunch N’ Munch. Or, better yet: Zonkers! Zonkers is the best sweet popcorn to me. Back in 2016 I decided to watch one of my favorite television shows. The month was November. I happened to be chillaxin'(relaxing) in my hotel room when one of my favorite shows came on. It was Celebrity Wife Swap.
Because I missed the episode before this one, I am going to have to watch that episode in particular on YouTube or something. Season 3 Episode 1 was a « Cracker Jack » of a surprise to me, because this time around the show had some of the best celebrities ever!😁😁😍😍😍😁😁
Who would have thought? On one episode of Celebrity Wife Swap, Nia Peeples was on. On the other one, Jermaine Jackson was on the other one(season 3 episode 1)! 👏 👏 👏I couldn’t believe it! However, I only caught the tail end of the episode with Nia Peeples.
Yet, I did get the chance to watch and enjoy the one with Jermaine Jackson. Additionally, I dubbed this line-up a « Cracker Jack » of a surprise, because this reminded me of opening up a box of Cracker Jacks that contains the best prize.😁If you’ve never had a box of Cracker Jacks, let me tell you what Cracker Jacks are.
Cracker Jacks is a brand of popcorn.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😒😁
Cracker Jacks were really popular in the 1980’s. My mom used to buy them for me.
One usually never knew what prize was going to be inside of that box of Cracker Jacks. As a kid, one could enjoy the popcorn before or after finding that surprise. I usually gave my popcorn away to my aunts, uncles, or sister(2 years younger than I), because I rarely ate the popcorn.
I stopped messing with Cracker Jacks in 1986 because every prize was shitty to me. Next, in season 3 episode 1 of Celebrity Wife Swap, Jermaine Jackson’s former wife(Halima Rashid)was swapped for Daniel Baldwin’s wife named Isabella Hoffman.
I was totally amazed.😊Jermaine really should have been on television more throughout the years. I am totally surprised that he was never in soap operas! My goodness!
Why? Anyway, I thought that both episodes of Celebrity Wife Swap were great. Season 3 episode 1 showed a different side of the Jackson family. Before this episode, it seemed like the press/media constantly rubbed Jackson family members in the mud with mostly negative press.😞😣😒
So, it was refreshing to see this. First of all, the Jackson’s had the cutest dog!😍😍😍😁😁However, I think that someone definitely needed to constantly clean up in Jermaine’s dog, because animals tend to shit and piss everywhere.😒
Next, it was cool that Jermaine likes to take on a few personal chores like ironing his own clothes, vacuuming, and doing the laundry. In addition, he is a busy body(very active), wonderfully groomed, perfect to a « T » in hygiene, has cool casual wear when he is on the go when not performing, has common sense about germs, eats healthy, and looks like he makes tasty smoothies.😁😁😜😜
Isabella Hoffman(Daniel Baldwin’s wife)was definitely in for a surprise when she got some experience in playing Jermaine’s assistant.😁😁😜Meanwhile, I loved when the tables turned on the husbands!😂😂😂
Jermaine was adamant that his clothes were going…….N.O.W.H.E.R.E.! He seemed pretty cool until the suggestion of getting rid of some of his clothing and suitcases. Oh, my God! Jermaine had so many suitcases!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😁
He definitely did not want to get rid of a number of clothes, either!😳😁However, I did understand the point that Isabella tried to make concerning Jermaine’s clothing, suitcases, and clutter.
Yet, I also understand where Jermaine was coming from. Aside from that situation, from the various T.V. shows I have seen over the years such as:

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, etc., a lot of celebrities usually had tons of clothes, shoes, and whatnot. Because of that, I ferl that if celebrities do not want certain clothes, shoes, luggage, etc., any longer, they should give them to family members who are less fortunate(if possible).
(To be continued)………..

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