This little lady was not dumb.
She lacked a « green thumb ».
Men loved her as their sexual partner, because she made them pant.
However, she could not keep a single object alive.
This includes a plant.
Keeping dogs was even a problem for her. It was a task that some witnessed as an act that she should never juggle.
Because, keeping them well fed seemed like a constant struggle.
This was the last time for others to fret.
Because, as of yesterday, twelve of her uncles bought her ten plants a piece in the form of a Chia Pet.
One uncle recently got over his hobblin’.
Today one of the Chia Pets he gave her was a Chia goblin👺.
Inside of this little lady’s house was now a sight to see.
Her Chia collection includes a Chia Pet that looks like Mr. T!