Wouldn’t it be insane to get your spouse through a vending machine?
There would be pictures of your future spouse with a piece of paper. The receiving end would receive a phone call to stand inside of the vending machine in their « Sunday’s best », and step out of the vending machine.
It would be a vending machine that operates like an elevator. The only question is: how much it would cost. Would it be a trial for one quarter, or the price of a wedding ring? Or, by the neighborhood one lives in? Hmmmmm…..