The holiday programs are on.
The Christmas trees are lit.
How many Christmas presents did you get?
The carolers are caroling.
The children are debating.
The neighbor next door is serenading while your best friend is hating.
The next program is The Ropers.
Hopefully, the dressing is made of cornbread.
Not that shit from Stouffer’s.
Shall I make the chicken noodles?
Tomorrow morning everyone will be having breakfast strudels.
Well, it seems like everything is running smoothly.
Everything looks O.K.
Also, everything turned out well.
In fact, swell!
Not bad for a Christmas day.
I don’t want to pry into your biz.
But, the question is: Are you having a merry Christmas?