Black Eyed Peas and Rice


Hello, Steve! It is now one day past New Year’s eve! Yay! I have a secret to tell you New Year’s day. Today I wore my bling scrunchy. My K.F.C. chicken was extra crunchy. About last night: How long did you stay up? Were you out past midnight? Was that blueberry champagne that you had? It was more than a cup. Was there anything to … Continuer de lire Black Eyed Peas and Rice

Will You Party Tonight?


Right now I feel a fright! My new year’s outfit has not even been ordered yet! That means that it is not yet in sight! Oh, my God! Where is Todd! He has a hot bod! Everyone else looks just…..alright. Her skirt is too tight. These plams absolutely must not fail! I will not give up this time and say, Oh well. » There are a … Continuer de lire Will You Party Tonight?

What Will You Wear?


For many, this is a very important time of the year. New Year’s eve is almost here! Do you know what this means? This means that you should really take care. The first thing that you should pay attention to is your hair. Soooooooo……. Start from head to toe. I just wanted to let you know. Hello? Are you there? Besides attending the New Year’s … Continuer de lire What Will You Wear?

Are You Having A Merry Christmas?


The holiday programs are on. The Christmas trees are lit. How many Christmas presents did you get? The carolers are caroling. The children are debating. The neighbor next door is serenading while your best friend is hating. The next program is The Ropers. Hopefully, the dressing is made of cornbread. Not that shit from Stouffer’s. Shall I make the chicken noodles? Tomorrow morning everyone will … Continuer de lire Are You Having A Merry Christmas?

True Quotes that Should Never be Uttered Out Loud to You by Family Members When You Are Having Financial Problems


True Quotes that should never be uttered out loud to you by family members when you are having financial problems: 1) « Why don’t you go rob a bank or something? » 2) »Where’s my muthafuckin’ money?!!! Karma is a bitch. You just wait. You’re gonna get it. And when you do……. » Continuer de lire True Quotes that Should Never be Uttered Out Loud to You by Family Members When You Are Having Financial Problems

Are You Having Roast?


First of all, I would like to make a toast. Tonight is a huge celebration. There are many reasons to boast. The television is on. Mostly everyone is watching a Christmas special. My secret Santa bought me the sexiest outfit that is blinged out from head to toe. It has the print of an extraterrestrial. Fifty of us made it to Iceland. The fried fish … Continuer de lire Are You Having Roast?

Do You Believe In Christmas?


A twinkle in the eye. Reindeer fly by. The night passes away. Children have yet to play. Some people have cable. Cookies and milk await Santa on the table. There is a great app named Tubi. On that same app I will watch a movie. Will you be that family that Christmas will miss? Under the mistletoe will you and a special one kiss? Not … Continuer de lire Do You Believe In Christmas?

Where Are You Going to Celebrate New Year’s?


Taffeta, lace, silk, and suits. Stacy Adams, Mary Jane’s, heels, and boots. One person comes. Another one goes. Tomorrow will come. Thanksgiving came. No day is exactly the same. Snow comes. Then, it melts. Afterwards, it clears. Where are you going to celebrate New Year’s? Continuer de lire Where Are You Going to Celebrate New Year’s?