Gross! She Was Caught In Bed With A Nigga! She Had A Nigga In the House!


It’s the middle of the night. There is not a single roach in the house. You couldn’t even hear a pin drop. All were quiet as a church mouse. Everyone was tucked away in their beds until……gross! She was caught in bed with a nigga! She had a nigga in the house! I never knew that this day would come! My sweet and innocent little … Continuer de lire Gross! She Was Caught In Bed With A Nigga! She Had A Nigga In the House!

Rock Steady: Part Two


Life was about to take a bumpy turn for Khalila. There was one too many men who were angry at her. And, there were one too many women who were jealous of her beauty. She reeked of sensuality, had natural red hair, silver colored eyes that was the tint of stormy skies, an hour glass figure, an ass like Nicki Minaj, a beautiful singing voice … Continuer de lire Rock Steady: Part Two

Rock Steady


Tensions ran high in the town of Kismayo, Somalia as the bell tolled at 12:00 noon. After the tolling of the bell, the song « Rock Around the Clock » was heard everywhere,  even from around every corner of the entire city. This meant that someone was going to get rocked (stoned) every hour around the clock. Most of the town’s female citizens were in a panic. … Continuer de lire Rock Steady

Sha-Sha-Sharia!


Well, a few months ago I was going to do an entry about Sharia law,  because I read that England is trying to decide whether or not to have this over there. My question to England is:   Why bring that shit to your country when you as a country along with the United States of America are still trying to conquer the middle east … Continuer de lire Sha-Sha-Sharia!

Shake Yo Ass! : Part 5


Years ago I used to live in Arlington,  Texas. Since 2002 all the way up until the year 2004, I used to take some of my family members to San Antonio,  Texas for Cinco de Mayo. Also, I used to love buying Mexican worry dolls. I collected so much stuff that I eventually decorated a tall table of mine, putting my collection of worry dolls … Continuer de lire Shake Yo Ass! : Part 5

First Dance


Today was the day. It was her first chance. She was going to her first school dance. I was definitely not delighted. However, I think she was excited. Of course it was not a date. But, I sure was pissed, because I am always the last one to know. And, I was told rather late. This situation was not funny. I even gave her five … Continuer de lire First Dance

The Bible Belt


Man, there is no such thing as a « bible belt » state. If there were, none of these so called bible belt states would not recognize common law marriage. All that shit is is two people playing house and fucking! And, if they have a family, that’s just living footloose and fancy free. Continuer de lire The Bible Belt

The Spatula Chronicles


I feel like ragging on somebody. So, I decided to rag on Oscar Pistorius. Yeah, that’s right. The « spatula runner ». I guess his case continues and may continue for quite some time. I don’t know if I am correct, but…wasn’t his girlfriend pregnant at the time of her murder?  You know,  the whole thing is just incredulous. I mean here this dude is with one … Continuer de lire The Spatula Chronicles

Kik, Your Ass!


Oh, my God! There is like a « one and only » social app. on android phones that is hotter than 1,000 cops in a drug raid. It’s called Kik. My 12 year old created herself an account on this site after downloading it on my mother’s phone. Two hours ago I discovered something very disturbing. Kik is for people between the ages of thirteen to eighteen, … Continuer de lire Kik, Your Ass!