Right now I feel a fright! My new year’s outfit has not even been ordered yet! That means that it is not yet in sight! Oh, my God! Where is Todd! He has a hot bod! Everyone else looks just…..alright. Her skirt is too tight. These plams absolutely must not fail! I will not give up this time and say, Oh well. » There are a … Continuer de lire Will You Party Tonight?
True Quotes that should never be uttered out loud to you by family members when you are having financial problems: 1) « Why don’t you go rob a bank or something? » 2) »Where’s my muthafuckin’ money?!!! Karma is a bitch. You just wait. You’re gonna get it. And when you do……. » Continuer de lire True Quotes that Should Never be Uttered Out Loud to You by Family Members When You Are Having Financial Problems
Her pussy! Her pussy! Her pussy’s on fire! It needs more than water! It does not need to burn! Her boyfriend gave it to her although his name was not Ernace. Her twat burns so bad that it’s worse than hell’s furnace!😶😮😥 Her pussy! Her pussy! Her pussy’s on fire! It needs more than water and it doesn’t need to burn! What makes it worse … Continuer de lire She Burns!
Times got harder. Not too many checks kicked in. The family was divided. Some went to the casino. Some played the scratch-offs to win. Situations turned despicable. And, very unpredictable. Because of that, Esther decided to provide groceries and cook an early Thanksgiving meal on one cold night. Some dug in. Mother Skaggs turned her snobby nose into the air. She refused the unspoken and … Continuer de lire The Next Turkey
This fictitious story is based on a true story and a short tweet that was on someone’s profile. She claimed that her head was put on someone else’s body. My story just combines the two into a possibly totally twisted story. References: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qei-k9CTuc I may have to dig for this young lady’s tweet. However, it was unique. After I read that tweet, I had to … Continuer de lire The Ghost and Thy Holy Chicken
THIS ORIGINAL STORY IS for YOUR ENTERTAINMENT Take a look! It all started one day on Facebook. I hate the cereal called Fruit Loops! Just like most « psychics », she was in to make some money. However, there was a problem. You had to be « an approved psychic ». Isn’t that shit kind of funny? It was going to be « the lick » However, in less … Continuer de lire Mirror, Mirror, On the Pendulum
Did you know that fat people get hungry, too? So, when you pass by and see a fat person or a group of fat people eating, just walk on by without wishing them harm,that they will choke on their food or that they will die, etc. They have to eat, too just like everybody else.😒😔And, if you look at a fat person’s Instagram and see … Continuer de lire Question of the Day
THIS ORIGINAL STORY IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT Not everything at Lexington Gables was right. However, the staff there acquired a new addition to the facility one night. It is at a racetrack that a gambler makes bets. Of course my name is not Grady. The new staff member was a young lady. However, she was not the only newbie on the scene. There was a … Continuer de lire The Piano Man and Mrs. Bean’s Phone
New Jack Cat was sometimes regarded as being very predictable, yet sometimes an unusual person whom was mysteriously deep. However, on a few occasions, she would get awakened by a mysterious hooded man in the middle of her sleep. It was on these same occasions the reasons for this happening she would never understand. It would take another twenty five years to reveal the mystery … Continuer de lire The Hooded Man
THIS ORIGINAL STORY POEM IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY Surely as I love cornbread, greens, and hamhocks, somewhere around the world lived two individuals, who seemed like they were from two different worlds. One was a young woman who was an extrovert. The other was a middle aged man, not quite a veteran, and a warlock in … Continuer de lire Jimmy’s Glasses