Black Eyed Peas and Rice


Hello, Steve! It is now one day past New Year’s eve! Yay! I have a secret to tell you New Year’s day. Today I wore my bling scrunchy. My K.F.C. chicken was extra crunchy. About last night: How long did you stay up? Were you out past midnight? Was that blueberry champagne that you had? It was more than a cup. Was there anything to … Continuer de lire Black Eyed Peas and Rice

Will You Party Tonight?


Right now I feel a fright! My new year’s outfit has not even been ordered yet! That means that it is not yet in sight! Oh, my God! Where is Todd! He has a hot bod! Everyone else looks just…..alright. Her skirt is too tight. These plams absolutely must not fail! I will not give up this time and say, Oh well. » There are a … Continuer de lire Will You Party Tonight?

Did You Buy Your Gifts Or Will They Be Handmade?


Most people who celebrate Christmas usually buy their presents. So, the same ones who do also know what to buy their loved ones and/or strangers. Not everyone is the same. Some go in a different route and purchase unwanted gag gifts. This can cause many rifts. Some of the gifts are cool. And, some of the gifts are not. The ones that are not are … Continuer de lire Did You Buy Your Gifts Or Will They Be Handmade?

Are You Having A Merry Christmas?


The holiday programs are on. The Christmas trees are lit. How many Christmas presents did you get? The carolers are caroling. The children are debating. The neighbor next door is serenading while your best friend is hating. The next program is The Ropers. Hopefully, the dressing is made of cornbread. Not that shit from Stouffer’s. Shall I make the chicken noodles? Tomorrow morning everyone will … Continuer de lire Are You Having A Merry Christmas?

Are You Having Roast?


First of all, I would like to make a toast. Tonight is a huge celebration. There are many reasons to boast. The television is on. Mostly everyone is watching a Christmas special. My secret Santa bought me the sexiest outfit that is blinged out from head to toe. It has the print of an extraterrestrial. Fifty of us made it to Iceland. The fried fish … Continuer de lire Are You Having Roast?

What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?


Oyster cornbread dressing sounds like a winner. Bible sermons and various manger scenes are popular worldwide this Christmas season. And, so is talking about the average sinner. Let’s see. Look at the table. Everyone is well dressed. Your parents really outdid themselves. Yet, your mom remains looking stressed. Is that your Aunt Mable? Jimmy? Jimmy! I see strawberry cobbler over there. And, blueberry pie. There … Continuer de lire What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?

Do You Like Sweet Potato Pie?


I did not lie. Those huge steak fries are the ones that you have to fry. You are supposed to be the chef! You are lazy. Just try! Don’t cry! For Heaven sakes! Why?! I’ll give you fifteen minutes then. I’m soooooooooo busy. So, while you work on the fries, I will prepare the meat. Then, I will proceed to make a real treat. Please … Continuer de lire Do You Like Sweet Potato Pie?

Do You Like Pumpkin Pie?


My, oh my. Why ask why? My significant other thinks that he is being romantic by continuously blowing in my eye. I just roll my eyes and sigh. I am on a romantic high. Next, he asked me what was for dessert? After that, I asked him if he changed his shirt. Then, he looked at me while lifting an eyebrow. That meant now. With … Continuer de lire Do You Like Pumpkin Pie?

What Is On Your Christmas Dinner Menu?


It is the holiday season. There is so much to do. Every now and then the weather changes here in Texas. A lot of people are Christmas shopping, too! This is one of the most beautiful times of the year! Some of us like to spread a little Christmas cheer. It is the holiday season. There is so much to do. What is on your … Continuer de lire What Is On Your Christmas Dinner Menu?

Where Are You Going to Celebrate New Year’s?


Taffeta, lace, silk, and suits. Stacy Adams, Mary Jane’s, heels, and boots. One person comes. Another one goes. Tomorrow will come. Thanksgiving came. No day is exactly the same. Snow comes. Then, it melts. Afterwards, it clears. Where are you going to celebrate New Year’s? Continuer de lire Where Are You Going to Celebrate New Year’s?