Kids Say the Damndest Things


It is truly amazing what kids think. There is one kid that I know very well. They were having a conversation with my daughter the other day. Guess what they said? This young lady said, « If two big titted women rubbed both of their breasts together, they would catch on fire. » I swear. I was kind of tickled at this statement. Continuer de lire Kids Say the Damndest Things

Desperately Seeking Joseph


Sometimes Tanya thinks that Big Booty Bertha has gone baddy.   All of these years of bitterness and anger pent up over her daddy.   Not to be sinister. Her daddy was a minister. A cheater while he was a husband. Not to be coy. This same minister left his wife after so many years of her being fat.   Momma’s boy. His mother’s joy. … Continuer de lire Desperately Seeking Joseph

Shake Yo Ass!: Part III


During the Clinton administration,  I noticed that there were a whole lot of job opportunities and how thick the employment section was in pages. I also noticed that employers quickly hired people when slots for employment were available.  Next, I have noticed that more and more poor Americans are getting their foodstamps cut. And, I heard that foreigners somehow are doing better than Americans and … Continuer de lire Shake Yo Ass!: Part III

First Dance


Today was the day. It was her first chance. She was going to her first school dance. I was definitely not delighted. However, I think she was excited. Of course it was not a date. But, I sure was pissed, because I am always the last one to know. And, I was told rather late. This situation was not funny. I even gave her five … Continuer de lire First Dance

Kik, Your Ass!


Oh, my God! There is like a « one and only » social app. on android phones that is hotter than 1,000 cops in a drug raid. It’s called Kik. My 12 year old created herself an account on this site after downloading it on my mother’s phone. Two hours ago I discovered something very disturbing. Kik is for people between the ages of thirteen to eighteen, … Continuer de lire Kik, Your Ass!

The Rusty Nail


Is it me? Or, has anyone noticed that eventhough children still have only a few public places to play at (where people pay to play, like Cuck E. Cheese, Dave n’ Busters, etc.), the elderly don’t have fun places to play at at all such as the examples above that are age appropriate. Sure there is bingo, casinos, strip clubs, and local YMCA’s. However, there … Continuer de lire The Rusty Nail

Today’s Unknown Fact


Oscar the grouch is a character on the show called Sesame Street. He is also from the species called: monster, who is homeless and lives in a trash can. Definitely do not try to « dumpster dive » in this particular trash can on Sesame Street. This includes: children who want to dig in the trash to find « lost treasure ». I’m sure that if he were human … Continuer de lire Today’s Unknown Fact