Wouldn’t it be insane to get your spouse through a vending machine? There would be pictures of your future spouse with a piece of paper. The receiving end would receive a phone call to stand inside of the vending machine in their « Sunday’s best », and step out of the vending machine. It would be a vending machine that operates like an elevator. The only question … Continuer de lire Question of the Day
Who got to laugh and play? Did things go your way today? Did you have the last say? If you had Burger King, did you have it your way? Back in the day I worked many shifts. Way back when, Native Americans presented many gifts. Also, back in those days many people were not born. Did you know that one of those gifts from some … Continuer de lire Did You Have Popcorn Today?
It costed her $20 to get there and $20 back. Publicly announcing to the Arby’s staff that she needed money was very unnecessary and totally wack. In a way it was totally hateful. However, temporarily having a roof over her head caused her to be very grateful. It was O.K. crashing there for the night. However, the family dog tearing a hole in her bag … Continuer de lire She Felt Totally Fucked
Happy early Thanksgiving to all!👨👩👧👧🏘🎃🌽🍗🥧🥂This most I was really filled with excitement! I went to The Legends of Hip-hop concert! The performers were: D.J. Quik, E-40, Tha Dogg Pound, Mystikal, Scarface, Bun B., and Eight Ball & M.J.G.! Oh, my God! I had a seriously great time! I could have sworn that a few months ago Too Short was supposed to be there too!(?) Update: … Continuer de lire The Insecure Writer’s Group: November 2019
Never up the rectum! When it comes to begging, there are different ends/sides of the spectrum. People beg for different reasons and for different means. Cash is a different form of greens. Who would you rather give to? Throughout the year there is the Salvation Army vs. the homeless beggar. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Salvation Army helps many. However, they cannot help all. As … Continuer de lire To Have and Have Not
Never in my life have I ever, ever, ever known that a woman could want someone as if she has died or dying of thirst. Tis strange. Tis a good thing that she no longer has so much stress that her scalp looks like she has mange. Silly. How she reacts over one piece of meat! Strange! Like a teenager! Hopefully not in danger. What … Continuer de lire One Piece of Meat
We are the world. Some of us are having turkey. Some of us are not. All that some of us have is to eat our own snot. Continuer de lire We Are the World: Turkey Or Not
Sometimes life may get a little lonely. No children in the womb. Do you remember Peter Laury? There are times when I think about this woman and start to feel sorry. Unlike logs, all she has are sogs. She has a belly. Within it there is no jelly. Say, lady?! I hope that this year is the year that she will have a baby! Not … Continuer de lire All She Has
In the land of the living there are millions of families who are celebrating Thanksgiving. However, some people are alone. Some are not. Some are in the company of pets. Some do not care and could care a less about giving a hungry dog a bone. Some sleep without a wink. Concerning the furry four legged ones, do some humans think? Billions of humans are … Continuer de lire One Bony Night
One nice, cold, and sunny day, two sisters were playing in the Credulous family home. After one hour of play time, they stopped playing, turned on the television, and began enjoying Zubab’s pizza and calizone. As Dot(one of the sisters)began eating her supreme calizone, she saw movement coming from the cable cord(from the side of her left eye). She wanted to imagine that it was … Continuer de lire He Never Left!