Pay to Break and Play


This is from 4/26/2017 Your daddy has a dog. Not a toy frog. There was no time to beg. What I want to know is: Why in the fuck did you break his dog’s mother fucking leg? I’m no one to snitch. But, you’re one fucked up bitch. It is good that you are not yet into boys. I think. Are you into hurting animals … Continuer de lire Pay to Break and Play

Tomorrow Was About to Reveal


Out of nowhere. An unusual incident happened beyond neither family member’s control. The air was usually controlled. However, an outside element reached fever pitch and took its toll. Like a boomerang it bounced back. However, it hit its target. There were two individuals in the car. One whose emotions are almost always controlled, due to carefully studying various people and behaviors before serving the proper … Continuer de lire Tomorrow Was About to Reveal

You Can’t Fuck With the Higher Power


You can’t fuck with the higher power! You just can’t! You just can’t! You can’t fuck with the higher power. You just can’t. You just can’t. You can’t fuck with the higher power! You can’t! You can’t fuck with the higher power! You just can’t! You just can’t! You can’t fuck with the higher power. You just can’t. You just can’t. Shaking my head. Sometimes … Continuer de lire You Can’t Fuck With the Higher Power

Black Eyed Peas and Rice


Hello, Steve! It is now one day past New Year’s eve! Yay! I have a secret to tell you New Year’s day. Today I wore my bling scrunchy. My K.F.C. chicken was extra crunchy. About last night: How long did you stay up? Were you out past midnight? Was that blueberry champagne that you had? It was more than a cup. Was there anything to … Continuer de lire Black Eyed Peas and Rice

What Will You Wear?


For many, this is a very important time of the year. New Year’s eve is almost here! Do you know what this means? This means that you should really take care. The first thing that you should pay attention to is your hair. Soooooooo……. Start from head to toe. I just wanted to let you know. Hello? Are you there? Besides attending the New Year’s … Continuer de lire What Will You Wear?

Are You Having A Merry Christmas?


The holiday programs are on. The Christmas trees are lit. How many Christmas presents did you get? The carolers are caroling. The children are debating. The neighbor next door is serenading while your best friend is hating. The next program is The Ropers. Hopefully, the dressing is made of cornbread. Not that shit from Stouffer’s. Shall I make the chicken noodles? Tomorrow morning everyone will … Continuer de lire Are You Having A Merry Christmas?

What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?


Oyster cornbread dressing sounds like a winner. Bible sermons and various manger scenes are popular worldwide this Christmas season. And, so is talking about the average sinner. Let’s see. Look at the table. Everyone is well dressed. Your parents really outdid themselves. Yet, your mom remains looking stressed. Is that your Aunt Mable? Jimmy? Jimmy! I see strawberry cobbler over there. And, blueberry pie. There … Continuer de lire What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?