Black Eyed Peas and Rice


Hello, Steve! It is now one day past New Year’s eve! Yay! I have a secret to tell you New Year’s day. Today I wore my bling scrunchy. My K.F.C. chicken was extra crunchy. About last night: How long did you stay up? Were you out past midnight? Was that blueberry champagne that you had? It was more than a cup. Was there anything to … Continuer de lire Black Eyed Peas and Rice

Will You Party Tonight?


Right now I feel a fright! My new year’s outfit has not even been ordered yet! That means that it is not yet in sight! Oh, my God! Where is Todd! He has a hot bod! Everyone else looks just…..alright. Her skirt is too tight. These plams absolutely must not fail! I will not give up this time and say, Oh well. » There are a … Continuer de lire Will You Party Tonight?

What Will You Wear?


For many, this is a very important time of the year. New Year’s eve is almost here! Do you know what this means? This means that you should really take care. The first thing that you should pay attention to is your hair. Soooooooo……. Start from head to toe. I just wanted to let you know. Hello? Are you there? Besides attending the New Year’s … Continuer de lire What Will You Wear?

Did You Buy Your Gifts Or Will They Be Handmade?


Most people who celebrate Christmas usually buy their presents. So, the same ones who do also know what to buy their loved ones and/or strangers. Not everyone is the same. Some go in a different route and purchase unwanted gag gifts. This can cause many rifts. Some of the gifts are cool. And, some of the gifts are not. The ones that are not are … Continuer de lire Did You Buy Your Gifts Or Will They Be Handmade?

Are You Having A Merry Christmas?


The holiday programs are on. The Christmas trees are lit. How many Christmas presents did you get? The carolers are caroling. The children are debating. The neighbor next door is serenading while your best friend is hating. The next program is The Ropers. Hopefully, the dressing is made of cornbread. Not that shit from Stouffer’s. Shall I make the chicken noodles? Tomorrow morning everyone will … Continuer de lire Are You Having A Merry Christmas?

She Burns!


Her pussy! Her pussy! Her pussy’s on fire! It needs more than water! It does not need to burn! Her boyfriend gave it to her although his name was not Ernace. Her twat burns so bad that it’s worse than hell’s furnace!😶😮😥 Her pussy! Her pussy! Her pussy’s on fire! It needs more than water and it doesn’t need to burn! What makes it worse … Continuer de lire She Burns!

Are You Having Roast?


First of all, I would like to make a toast. Tonight is a huge celebration. There are many reasons to boast. The television is on. Mostly everyone is watching a Christmas special. My secret Santa bought me the sexiest outfit that is blinged out from head to toe. It has the print of an extraterrestrial. Fifty of us made it to Iceland. The fried fish … Continuer de lire Are You Having Roast?

What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?


Oyster cornbread dressing sounds like a winner. Bible sermons and various manger scenes are popular worldwide this Christmas season. And, so is talking about the average sinner. Let’s see. Look at the table. Everyone is well dressed. Your parents really outdid themselves. Yet, your mom remains looking stressed. Is that your Aunt Mable? Jimmy? Jimmy! I see strawberry cobbler over there. And, blueberry pie. There … Continuer de lire What Vegetables Are You Eating for Christmas Dinner?

Do You Like Sweet Potato Pie?


I did not lie. Those huge steak fries are the ones that you have to fry. You are supposed to be the chef! You are lazy. Just try! Don’t cry! For Heaven sakes! Why?! I’ll give you fifteen minutes then. I’m soooooooooo busy. So, while you work on the fries, I will prepare the meat. Then, I will proceed to make a real treat. Please … Continuer de lire Do You Like Sweet Potato Pie?