A Wife Swap Cracker Jack of A Surprise


(Revised from November 2016) Does anyone remember that sweet popcorn called Cracker Jacks? It was that sweet and filthy popcorn that I used to get as a kid. I enjoyed receiving it just to find out what neat surprise was in the box. Some surprises were well…..just downright shitty. There was even a time that I almost cried because my surprise was that shitty. It … Continuer de lire A Wife Swap Cracker Jack of A Surprise

Incredible Fact of the Day


It is pretty cool to consider The Incredible Hulk as your hero while growing up. The Incredible Hulk, Arnold Shwartzeneggar, Wonder Woman, and many others were my heroes. Why? Because, I had many bullies in my life while growing up. So, here is a fact about bullies: 1)Like Skittles, bullies come in many colors. 2)Like Lucky Charms they come in different shapes. 3)Like dicks they … Continuer de lire Incredible Fact of the Day

Jack In the Box


Man, I am currently watching Maury. I just watched this couple who never should have been a couple in the first place. There was this one fat lady who looked like she should have been in a Barnum and Bailey show. When she smiled she looked like a killer clown. The show was about another « I’m not the daddy » episode. The accused daddy was even … Continuer de lire Jack In the Box

Spiderwoman


My mom told me about spiderwoman today. After she did this, I said that there needs to be spiderwoman movies then. Yeah, mom told me that years ago there used to be a spiderwoman series. Continuer de lire Spiderwoman

Ideas, Ideas, Ideas


For the past two days I have been enjoying watching the Black Eyed Peas video I’mma Be (Rockin That Body). After rockin to the song and enjoying the beats + lyrics, an idea began to form: Netflix and shit is really successful. However, a person like me uses the android for numerous purposes. This motherfucker of mine is a T.V. set on the go for … Continuer de lire Ideas, Ideas, Ideas

Cold Case Games


You know, I was really thinking about that Malaysian plane that no one can seem to find.Unsolved cases piss me off.So, last week I came up with this idea. There should be a T.V. that is an actual contest dealing with unsolved, kidnapping, and cold cases. This contest should involve the best investigators, government agencies, and specialists from around the world. Teams of so many … Continuer de lire Cold Case Games

Today’s Unknown Fact


Oscar the grouch is a character on the show called Sesame Street. He is also from the species called: monster, who is homeless and lives in a trash can. Definitely do not try to « dumpster dive » in this particular trash can on Sesame Street. This includes: children who want to dig in the trash to find « lost treasure ». I’m sure that if he were human … Continuer de lire Today’s Unknown Fact