Twerk Alert!

Welp!  The « twerk » ho is still on the loose. She has twerked in the grocery store,  On Martin Luther King, Jr.’s gravesite (I heard), in a « blue man group » costume, and in other locations. I have yet to see her twerk on Youtube on Hugh Hefner, on a police officer (while he’s in uniform and on duty), with Hugh Grant, at the white house, with Justin Bieber, in Egypt, in Turkey (remember Midnight Express), on the empire state building, on Red Square in the U.S.S.R., North and South Korea, Samoa, in a teletubby costume, on top of the bald head of a skin head, on stage with Bill Cosby, with Flava Flav, at a Ku Klux Klan rally, amongst a group of vicious pitbulls, with the Pussycat Dolls, with the Ying Yang Twins, on stage with Oprah Winfrey, with Ellen Degeneres, on T.V. with Sir Mix A Lot, in bed with Bill Mayer, on the moon, on Saturday Night Live, and in the water with a bunch of hungry sharks.

That would be one big ass booty to munch on for a snack!